Today, it’s Ice-Cream Vans
Or Senator would like to get in the news, please, and doesn’t really care how (“Senator wants to clamp down on ice-cream vans for ‘aggressive selling’ | BreakingNews.ie.”). The issue is questionable, but some of the comments are good:
Phew, this is great news! It means that they have now solved all the big problems and are just tying up the loose ends. They can all take off a few months now knowing everything is under control…
The chimes are only aggressive if they play ‘Flight Of The Valkyries’ and drop napalm. I love the smell of vanilla in the morning…